Today marked the beginning of the Christmas shopping season for me when the tacky catalogs arrived in the mail. Here are some choice descriptions of products. I will leave you to conjure the images in your own heads, since I am too lazy to fire up the scanner. Really, they speak for themselves anyway:
New! Lipstick Lamp has true stay-all-day (or night) color!
Haunted Lighted Face: Transform an ordinary tree into an enchanted tree. Happily haunt the neighborhood with this 4-pc polyresin haunted face with lighted eyes and give your neighbors the "woodland willies".
Santa Commode Set: Dress up the bath with this 3-pc commode set.
Fiber Optic Doves of Peace
America's Pride: Display your treasures and pleasures with this three-dimensional American bald eagle wall shelf. Sculpted in polyresin, this spread-winged eagle captures all the detail and character.
Go ahead, pull something from Louie's nose!
Joking aside, I am actually planning to buy something from one of these catalogs as a gift for one lucky person this Christmas. Tremble in fear, friends and family!
oooh! me! me! pick me pick me!!
Posted by: sharon at October 26, 2005 10:37 PMAnd thats why I miss being in the US of A. I particularly love "America's Pride". I wonder why we dont get such stuff in India.
I have an idea and its called "Amy's Pride". A poly-resin model of Josh (not in his full glory)flapping his hands with little detachable angel wings. Btw, I want half royalties...
Your Dad doesn't need any more stuff!!!:)
Posted by: mom at October 28, 2005 6:25 PMHow about a rubber chicken keychain?
Posted by: Sarah at November 1, 2005 12:42 PM