Eat too much yesterday? Try the Waltondammerung diet. First, get the flu for about two weeks. Then lie around doing nothing but watch movies and suck down Russian tea (made from my mom's recipe, which basically amounts to tea with lots of sugar and citrus juices). Voila! You will have lost 5-6 pounds in no time!
Testimonials:
"I've been trying to take off a few pounds for months! I went to the gym 3-4 times a week and ate nothing but lettuce, but I didn't lose any weight. I tried the Waltondammerung diet, and now I'm slimmer than a beef stick. Without the fat. Thanks, Waltondammerung! I'm never going to the gym again!"
--Amy X
I have tried the Waltondammerung diet and it really does work! I lost 3 pounds in only two days. First, I caught a stomach bug and then I threw up everything I had eaten in weeks. Thanks, Waltondammerung, I am enjoying my new svelt look, though I am awfully tired.
Posted by: Sarah at December 2, 2004 11:54 AM