April 12, 2004

The true test of a good rum...

...is whether a half-full bottle of it is an adequate subsitute for a rolling pin.

Posted by waltondammerung at April 12, 2004 12:53 AM
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I would also say that one should judge it on its ability to be bartered for either molasses or slaves.
*clink clink*

Posted by: Will at April 13, 2004 8:23 PM

The real root of the problem is "Was it full before you started to use it as a rolling pin?"

Posted by: Dad at April 13, 2004 8:25 PM

Having been unable to connect to your blog for the last several days, I was confronted with a terrible dilemma this evening: what to respond to - rolling pin rum or gay marriage :) (hah!)

Posted by: Mom at April 15, 2004 9:23 PM
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